Entry 6: Read October 3

July 3 2pm

Wow. What I was going to write just got even better.

So, as I was saying, married guy and Kim's hot blonde surfing bartender from the internet. A bartender who keeps sticking drinks in front of me. And I keep drinking them. Good morning hangover, nice to meet you. Not!

So I left early and took a cab home. Kim stayed until god only knows when because when I wolk up it was like 3am. Yes, 3am.

And why did I wake up at 3 in the morning when I'd had enough drinks to knock out Godzilla?

I got to listen to Kim and Malibu Ken have sex ALL night! I'm curled in a ball with all the pillows stacked on top of my head praying I'll suffocate instead of the bed squeaking and moaning. Elwood didn't want none of it either. He crawled under the bed and hid there and I still can't get him out. I've tried the fake bacon and peanut butter kong and bones and he's not moving! He looks at me like are you kidding? I think he might be scarred for life. It gets better.

So I got up to get advil and make coffee earlier. I went down to the washer while the coffee's brewing and when I come back up from the laundry room the guy is NAKED IN MY KITCHEN DRINKING COFFEE!

It was a free show and all a really really really hot guy but I wasn't expecting to see some dude move around my apartment drinking my coffee. After he left I mentioned to Kim that if her guests could keep their clothes on in the public areas that'd be nice. She said I really need to get laid so I won't be so uptight. I'm not sure if that will help.

It's not the sex I miss it's having someone around to even have sex with. I miss Justin. I think. No I take it back. I don't miss him. It's just my first birthday since we broke up. It made me wish there was still something or someone to make me feel like birthdays are important. Maybe like I'm important? Ack. I don't know what the hell I want I know I want a nap since last night's show didn't give me much beauty sleep.

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