Entry 5: Read October 2

July 3

Holy God the other night! So me and Kim go to some stupid over priced martini bar. But we were celebrating so we thought we deserved the best and we do! All the drinks had these funny five word names and are made with flavors I'd never heard of like kumquat or something. Totally not the place for me, we should have gone to one of the newer clubs so we could dance but we didn't. We went to the dark bar with squishy seats and $9 dollar Talriti Lime Mohitos.

One of the guys from the internet works there so he hooked us up with a discount. There were a lot of really pretty girls too and they looked like they stepped right out of a magazine!

This cute guy started talking to me while Kim's making eyes at Malibu Ken or whatever cyber dude's name is. So this guy buys me a drink and I tell him about my new job and that we're out to celebrate and he seems really cool and into me and he's really cute.

Point for me.

We start talking about him and he's a web designer and he's going fishing for 4th of July. So he's talking with his hands and I notice HE'S WEARING A WEDDING RING! A WEDDING RING!!!!

Subtract 7 million points for me. It's not much of a confidence boost.

I did get a free drink out of it. Speaking of, my head hurts. I need to go get advil and make coffee before I can write down what else happened.

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