November 30 Again
Okay now I'm so fucking mad I have to get this out.
I got drunk. Everybody got drunk. My family believes in wine and lots of it when it comes to holidays. The only problem with wine and the lots of it part is that it sort of acts like a truth serum. Alex complained about not being ready for college and feeling pressured to succeed and not wanting to end up like me wasting my talents working at a bank. Thanks Alex thanks a lot.
Sally got so drunk she actually stopped babytalking and has a nice regular voice. Note to self, give Sally liquor more often and she'll stop being so annoying.
Mike said he loved me. To my parents. My Dad said something nice about me and Mike just says, "Yeah, it's why I love your daughter." And I didn't even get time to enjoy it because Stupid Kim starts fucking mocking him! Everyone loves her and rolling her eyes and making stupid hand gestures and before I knew what was happening I'd thrown my glass of red wine all over her and her pretty new sweater and the flood gates opened and we both started talking and yelling and crying. And this was the part I was still trying to process until I came home from work today and Elwood was tied up outside in the cold!
For ten days we just haven't talked. We are ghosts who make coffee and go to work and pretend we can't see each other. But you do NOT TIE UP MY DOG AND LEAVE HIM OUTSIDE!
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