Entry 3: Read September 27

June 25

My family is not amking my life any more fun right now. They are the reason therapy is such a big business.

My family is crazy, and I know everyone's family is crazy but mine is all of a sudden a special kind of crazy, fancy crazy, crazy with hot sauce! It's almost like people get married just so they can get divorced and then annoy their children by fighting with each other and pushing their new girlfriends in front of your face. Idiot.

Mom's okay, I mean not as much of a crazy person as Dad. As far as the dating thing goes. Instead she just constantly reminds me of how single I am. When she bitches about my father and his new girlfriend "Well your father and his new tart." or "Your father and that bubblehead" I try to change the subject. That leads to the when are you going to meet someone nice? THANKS MOM BUT I DON'T NEED A REMINDER!!!

So my dad has this new girlfriend who's only like ten years older than me. And I know that it could be worse. She could be the same age, gross. But now she keeps showing up everywhere. He took me to lunch for my birthday and she showed up halfway through. She's nice enough, but she baby talks. Seriously, a grown woman baby talking.

Awwww, how does it feel to be a grown up now?

She sings every sentence. I hate it. He seems to like her. So fine dad, have fun. Just please don't marry her.

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